Thursday 29 January 2015

Death by cookie dough

So I have come to the conclusion that if I were ever to become terminally ill, I would like to be provided copious amounts of raw cookie dough to eat until my body literally can't take it anymore, and I go into a coma and just fade away, full of cookie dough. Yup. That's the dream. 

No, getting to eat that much cookie dough and NOT die and NOT gain 50 pounds. That's the dream. 

NO. Owning the worlds largest cookie dough plant and getting to literally swim in cookie dough, and be able to eat as much of it as I physically can without any of the negative health effects. That is the dream. 


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